aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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Just wear all black.

mcnuggethugget:

when people mention school during vacation

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witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

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reading-out-loud:

My books are moving house !! Finally found the space for a little library room !! :D

reading-out-loud:

My books are moving house !! Finally found the space for a little library room !! :D

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thrintagecats:

True Life: I hoard HP books. If I see one thrifting I leave with it. Its tradition. The goal is to have hardcover sets for both my boys on their 11th birthdays. ✨👦⚡🔮👱🐍🏰⏳💀✨

thrintagecats:

True Life: I hoard HP books. If I see one thrifting I leave with it. Its tradition. The goal is to have hardcover sets for both my boys on their 11th birthdays. ✨👦⚡🔮👱🐍🏰⏳💀✨

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chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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Classmate: You don't talk much.
Me: Because I hate you all.